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Mmmm, Fooooood.

During this month, our choices are:

Sunday-Bread and Wine

Monday-Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwich

Tuesday-Chicken Patty

Wednesday-Brokeback Mountain

Thursday-Sauteed Mushrooms

Friday-Hotdogs and Hamburgers

Saturday-Nothing because we don't eat on Saturday

And if you're thinking snacks...

We have a total section set aside in our cafeteria for munchies. From Little Debbies to Cheetohs; Spongebob Squarepants to French Fries; anything your big hearts desire. Too bad this area is constantly locked because of the fat kid on campus and constant rat infestation.

Do you have diabetes or are you a vegetarian?

Well to be honest, there is nothing we can do for you here. We serve the common people that lack health diseases. If you have any health concerns, dont contact us, we have no interest in you, and you should not attend our college.

P.S. Vegetarians are wussies.

Staying here for Christmas Day? GREAT!!!!

Main Course-Turkey "Mystery Meat" Pot Roast

Side Dishes-Mashed Turnips, Broccoli Salad, Hummus and Baba Gnush, and Pig Tongues

Beverages-Kool-Aid, Fake Wine, Tap Water

Dessert-Screw that, find your own dessert