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Professor Ackmann

An expert in transhumanist philosophy, Professor Ackmann was born in Mexico and grew up in Peru. After matriculating to the United States of America, he received a massive headwound times infinity. Upon waking up, he was the leading authority in the world of transhumanist philosophy. He could also shoot web.

Ackmann has absolutely no fear of death so he became insanely awesome - taking all kinds of stupid risks involving sweet situations and danger. He once lit a puma on fire and rode it around campus. That's how he got his master's degree.