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Professor Palmer

After graduating from BSU's sister school Superman Cape College (referred to as SCC in the "hood"), Palmer struggled finding a job and resorted to clinical drug testing. After testing a new drug said to cure mesothelioma Palmer began to exibit odd facial misconfigurations. After three long years of name calling and odd romantic endevours Palmer resorted to drugs and became notorious in his sale of crack cocaine.

With his new found wealth Palmer jumped into the computer software piracy business and has made millions of dollars selling illegal copies of games such as Number Munchers and Oregon Trail. Now able to afford a more permament solution to his facial oddities Palmer has recieved about 14 different plastic surgeries.

Through his connections in the "hood" with T-Killa, Palmer later landed a job as Professor of Business with his specialty in the sales and distribution of illicit street materials.